Service Disruption Notices
⚠️ Circle 5 Overflowing
Due to aggressive writhing, the Wrathful have breached containment. Expect delays and irrational yelling.
Due to aggressive writhing, the Wrathful have breached containment. Expect delays and irrational yelling.
📄 666-B Form Blackout
All form submissions are temporarily suspended while we “review” why they exist.
All form submissions are temporarily suspended while we “review” why they exist.
Popular Forms (All Broken)
- Request for Less Screaming
- Appeal for Moral Ambiguity
- Lost Soul Claim Form 1147-R
- Request for Afterlife Relocation
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